Boogie Birch Bites
๐ชฉ๐ฏCrank the forest disco lights and let the woodland creatures get unhinged in the name of gut health. ๐๐ฆ
๐ชฉ๐ณ Boogie Birch Bites ๐๐บ๐ป
Because your gut deserves a standing ovation.
Welcome to the grooviest gut gala in the galaxy, hosted by a breakdancing badger and a bear on bongos. ๐ซ๐ฆโจ
Each Boogie Birch Bite is a chocolatey little miracle made from birch chaga, pine bark, and flaxseed flour โ aka natureโs version of a conga line for your digestive system.
Wanna spruce up your cleanse?
These babies donโt cleanse โ they cha-cha-cha your insides into balance.
Weโre talking smoother digestion, a happier tummy, and gut bacteria that are now legally allowed to start their own funk band.
๐ What Happens When You Boogie:
- Your gut bacteria start an afterparty (with probiotics on tambourines ๐ถ)
- Your immune system shows up in sequins
- Your digestion moonwalks like itโs 1977
- Your bad mood packs its bags and moves to a swamp
Made with birch chaga, the mystical mushroom of forest legends (and possibly karaoke champion), these bites help your body do all the important wellness things while tasting like a chocolate truffle rolled in pure joy.
Just eat one a day ~ preferably while wiggling.
Funtastic Medley (Ingredients): Dates, flaxseed flour, pine bark, birch chaga extract, cacao
Flavor: Chocolate disco dream with a hint of โdid that squirrel just play the saxophone?โ
Made in: Latvia, where even the trees have rhythm
๐ธ Boogie Birch Bites โYour microbiomeโs new favorite band. Shake your roots. Heal your guts. ๐ฟ๐
*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
