Garden Groove ~Turbo Total CLEANser

🌈 Cleanse Deep. Bloom Bright 🌻

Tended by Gnomes. Approved by Butterflies. Built for Legends

Welcome to the most magical cleanse this side of the compost pile. Deep in the whispering woods, under a sunbeam just right for sparkle naps, a community of gnomes has been hard at work mixing the ultimate green potion: Garden Groove: Turbo Total Cleanser.

This isn’t your average greens powder — it’s a full-blown photosynthetic fiesta. 🌱 Packed with organic grasses, superfoods, sea veggies, and herbs, it’s basically a farmer’s market in a jar… if the farmers were mystical forest folk wearing tiny overalls.

Each scoop bursts with nature’s sass — from the zing of ginger and the calm of green tea, to the leafy wisdom of alfalfa and parsley. These ingredients team up like the Avengers of the Garden Realm to gently cleanse, refresh, and energize your glorious human form.

🦋 What It Does (Besides Making You Feel Like a Woodland Deity):

• Flushes out the funk with nature’s finest greens*

• Fuels your brain and body like sunshine in smoothie form*

• Helps your inner ecosystem bloom like a butterfly rave*

• Pairs perfectly with apple juice, good vibes, and maybe a gnome-sized straw

✨To Turnip Your Life Maximum Gnomecore✨: Mix two teaspoons into juice, water, or your favorite smoothie. Sip slowly and picture yourself being serenaded by frogs in linen vests while dancing barefoot in the grass as it works its magic. 🌼

Gnome Stash (Ingredients): Great Grains Blend (Brown Rice Bran Powder, Organic Flax Powder, Barley Malt Powder), Herbal Blend (Organic Alfalfa Powder, Parsley Powder, Bee Pollen Powder, Siberian Ginseng Powder, Aloe Vera Powder, Astragalus Powder, Bilberry Powder, Ginger Powder, Gingko Biloba Powder, Green Tea Powder, Licorice Powder, Milk Thistle Powder, Peppermint Powder, Royal Jelly Powder, Schisandra Powder, Stevia Extract Powder), Sea Vegetable Powder (Spirulina Powder, Chlorella Powder, Sea Whistle Powder), Fruit Blend (Apple Pectin Powder, Pineapple Powder, Grape Skin Extract, Acerola Juice Powder), Green Grass Blend (Organic Barley Grass Powder, Organic Kamut Grass Powder, Organic Oat Grass Powder, Organic Rye Grass Powder, Organic Wheat Grass Powder), Vegetable Blend (Beet Juice Powder, Broccoli Powder, Rhubarb Juice Powder, Spinach Powder), Fructooligosaccharides (FOS), Silica.

Flavor: Zesty Garden Goodness 🌿🍏

Manufacturer Country: USA

Product Amount: 0.55 lb (250 g)

Gross Weight: 0.67 lb (304 g)

Warning! May cause spontaneous whistling 🌈

*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.